Sorry, i just HAD to share this!

choose your favourite line and lemme know if this actually works :-D

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Web Designer Pick-up Lines

(Excerpts from
http://9rules.com/whitespace/our_thoughts/gmail_invite.php)


Like CSS? Well you can put your style on my sheets anytime

So, is that an exernal style sheet, or are you just happy to see me?

Wanna touch my white space?

Hey, nice pair of selectors. Looks like your padding is set to 0, too.
Care to start a font-family?

Damn girl yo've got a great body. Be lucky that god didn't set the
overflow
of them curves to hidden.

Honey, size *does* matter.

I'd like to apply some class to that body of yours.

So instead of dancing around this issue of our vertical alignment, why
don't we engage in a more relaxing horizontal position?

I love your padding, I love your style. Shall we just skip navigation
and
go straight to what makes us content?

I'll update your content for free... where would you like me to insert
this?

You know, if you set your top padding to 20, and my bottom padding to
15,
we might make a good porn movie.

You make me feel... extensible.

I think you and me have some sort of link. Let's div those legs and
make
the hidden visible. I'm going to make you float.

Hey cutie, for you I'd be tempted to float on over and set my margin to
zero.

Who needs lots of class when I have lots of style!

Your body has some nice attributes.

Hey girl, i'm from the W3C, gimme some head and i shall validate your
body!

Wanna have my child selector?

No baby... Where I come from, it's XXXML.